magicarpgod

magicarpgod:

dontneedyourheroact:

icarusinstatic:

zetatauri:

cleolinda:

jal80:

river-soul:

colorfulrejoinder:

ninjaboots:

gayyourlifemustbe:

cloakstone69:

president-vanellope:

wake up america

this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get 

In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even fucking kidding you 

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.  

No, sorry, it’s all accurate - the map, Florida (I live near the state line in Georgia and have lived in Florida), all of it.

Also, Texas is not part of the south. We’re just Texas.

I grew up very close to FL, and I can confirm this. Also, yes, Texas is not the South, it is Texas.

Can confirm on all points.

The Northwest should be Washington, Oregon, and Idaho. PACIFIC Northwest is Washington and Oregon.

We’re a geographical Venn diagram.

Another person confirming the “Texas is not the South, it’s just fucking Texas” thing.

Though we do make some fab BBQ - you’re all invited for dinner.

jsyk, this is because white people (aka the people who made these geographical distinctions that we use today) invaded the Americas gradually, not all at once. we just kind of staggered around going ‘ok this is west — what do you mean there’s MORE WEST????? jesus christ okay so this here is sort of a middle west while this part here is actual west and — JESUS CHRIST HOW MUCH WEST CAN ONE CONTINENT FUCKING HAVE I CANNOT BELIEVE

"Wake up America"

magicarpgod

mockingatlas:

prismatic-bell:

Can we just stop and talk about this for a minute?

Thresh doesn’t make an alliance. Thresh doesn’t waste time liking her. Thresh knows that either he must kill her or she must kill him for one of them to win.

But this is the only way he can repay her for protecting Rue when he couldn’t. It’s the only way he can repay her for honoring Rue when he couldn’t. He honors her by sparing her friend, the girl who would have died for her.

The revolution really doesn’t start with Katniss.

It starts with Rue.

SOMEBODY FINALLY SAID IT